Don’t Mess With a Heart the Size of Texas

by waynegjr

 

Alert! Clown Auditions

 

Clown Auditions for the Greatest Show on Earth! are coming to Chicago on August 29th.  Now, We here at Bartleby will be busy preparing for our first show, so unfortunately, none of us can audition, but we definitely encourage you all to.

 

What do you look for in applicants to Ringling Bros. and Barnum & BaileyClown College? An overactive funny bone and a heart the size of Texas! Also: improvisational ability, a sense of timing, and a sincere desire to be a clown with The Greatest Show On Earth® are necessary characteristics of a potential applicant. Previous professional clowning experience is not required.

 

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